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They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. God knows they're squinters. Turn this skiff around! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.
Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Let's see some bananas and nuts! NO TOUCHING! Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.
Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFIC
E! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. It's ok. You be with Yam. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. It's a wonderful restaurant!

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.


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